I think the horse has a daredevil career in mind… either that or he’s gonna join Denzel Washington in the sequel to The Book of Eli (0oops… that was a spoiler…)…
True story - I swear!
Years ago, I was tending bar, and nighthawks started coming in - he would order three whiskey shots - I would line them up and nighthawks would drink them. The next day nighthawks comes back and again orders the three shots.
This goes on day after day, week after week, month after month and I finally say: “You know I can put all three of those into a single glass for you”. nighthawks says “No, I like the three glasses. You see my brothers are away and I’ve not seen them in a long time. This way, this shot here is for jtpozenel, this one is for BC 13, and this one here is for me — its like we are together once again”.
This continues for almost a year until one day nighthawks comes in and says “I would like two shots please”. I asked, softly and in a surprised and concerned tone “what happened, did one of your…” and nighthawks says “Oh, no, no no, my brothers, they are fine, no worries — my doctor said I had to quit drinking”.
True story - I would NEVER lie…
vlechtja almost 15 years ago
The long face.
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
The stud and the dud.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Uhhhh…?
JerryGorton almost 15 years ago
fredbuhl: LOL
detour_jones almost 15 years ago
I think the horse has a daredevil career in mind… either that or he’s gonna join Denzel Washington in the sequel to The Book of Eli (0oops… that was a spoiler…)…
eardroppings almost 15 years ago
one word: glue
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Right, FishStix. It’s not like he finshed second in every joust.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
Myabe he should ask Lady Shirley if she could take his place - “Shirley, you joust?”
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
this horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks him…………
Hardhar almost 15 years ago
Horse probably got the beer on tap. Must be a draft horse.
tsandl almost 15 years ago
And he’s probably having that drink put on his tab. He’s obviously a charger.
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
True story - I swear! Years ago, I was tending bar, and nighthawks started coming in - he would order three whiskey shots - I would line them up and nighthawks would drink them. The next day nighthawks comes back and again orders the three shots.
This goes on day after day, week after week, month after month and I finally say: “You know I can put all three of those into a single glass for you”. nighthawks says “No, I like the three glasses. You see my brothers are away and I’ve not seen them in a long time. This way, this shot here is for jtpozenel, this one is for BC 13, and this one here is for me — its like we are together once again”.
This continues for almost a year until one day nighthawks comes in and says “I would like two shots please”. I asked, softly and in a surprised and concerned tone “what happened, did one of your…” and nighthawks says “Oh, no, no no, my brothers, they are fine, no worries — my doctor said I had to quit drinking”. True story - I would NEVER lie…
(61 up, 18 down)
Trisha_Evenstar almost 15 years ago
what’s up with the horse’s eyes?