Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 01, 1991
August 31, 1991
September 02, 1991
Transcript:
Can't touch this! Fresh! Word up! It's back - to - school rap! With Flash master Francis! Hey there people now don't you be illin'! I'm flashmaster Francis here to say: I'm chillin! The weather is hot but I'm feeling cool because in only 2 days I go back to school! What can I say? I really like education! But my friend nate Wright doesn't share my e-lation! Spending time with our teachers has him feeling grim! Because they all love me and they all hate him! I butter up my teachers while I'm gettin' down! When I go to bed at night I wear a cap and gown! When I get good grades the other kids get mad because I love looking good while they look bad! My life is empty when school is out! If I can't sit in class, I sit and Pout! Why's a great guy like Nate my buddy when all I ever do is act geeky and study? Francis: This is cool! Can I keep this? Nate: Francis, you meathead! It's supposed to be insulting!
3fjwk3 over 8 years ago
Nice rap!
BigNateRules! almost 8 years ago
Snoop all over again.
southwoodpark56 over 7 years ago
there is one like this only with marty
Chad Applewhite over 7 years ago
That was cool! First rap, if I’m not mistaken.
SAVAGE KID about 7 years ago
WOW!!! this should reach top three geek raps, don’t you guys think?
PBS1! about 5 years ago
Maybe every time Nate draws a rude cartoon you should refuse to let it get to you.
Nate's The Greatest! over 4 years ago
LOL! Francis sure is a good rapper!
Slayer about 4 years ago
Top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars almost 4 years ago
Sorry, but you can’t ruin it now, Nate.
NYAVOR!!! almost 4 years ago
This was actually fire.
hockey man almost 4 years ago
you think that is cool?
Commenter8888 over 3 years ago
Full lyrics (Everything in parentheses is singing): 1 2 3 4 (Flaaaaaaaashmasteeeeeeer Franciiiiiis, oh yeaaaah) flash master! (Flaaaaaaaashmasteeeeeeer Franciiiiiis, oh yeaaaah) Fresh! Hey there people Now don’t you be ILLIN’! I’m Flashmaster Francis here to say: I’m CHILLIN’! The weather is hot but i’m feeling COOL Because in only two days I go back to SCHOOL! (It’s back to schooool, the best time of the yeaaaaaar. I feel so cooooooool, While the others just cower feaaaaaar.) What can I say? I really like eduCATION! But my friend Nate Wright doesn’t share my e-LATION! Spending time with our teachers has him feeling GRIM, Because they all love me and they all hate HIM! (It’s back to schooool, the best time of the yeaaaaaar. I feel so cooooooool, While the others just cower feaaaaaar.)I butter up my teachers while i’m gettin’ DOWN! When I go to bed at night I wear a cap and GOWN! When I get good grades the other kids get MAD because I love looking good while they look BAD! (It’s back to schooool, the best time of the yeaaaaaar. I feel so cooooooool, While the others just cower feaaaaaar.) My life is empty when school is OUT! If I can’t sit in class, I sit and POUT! Why’s a great guy like Nate my BUDDY When all I ever do is act geeky and STUDY? (Flaaaaaaaashmasteeeeeeer Franciiiiiis, oh yeaaaah) Fresh!
squirrelpusheen over 3 years ago
Strait up bars
tanis.er.martin about 3 years ago
Best rap ever
Spring Fever Nate about 3 years ago
damn, these rhyme schemes and wordplay are insane.
lizzie6 over 2 years ago
punk’d much, nate?
Just Peachy! about 2 years ago
When you try to drop a diss track but end up making bomb [cuss word for butt] bars
Aurastick almost 2 years ago
One of the raps of all time
STUFF ENJOYER 10 months ago
10/10 geek rap
I am dedicated to Big Nate 8 months ago
yeahh