Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 17, 1991
Transcript:
TV: Hi, there! And welcome to "oil painting with Rusty!" I'm your host, Rusty Sienna! Well, friends, what shall we paint today? Dad: A woman.A woman of uncommon beauty! A woman with silken blond hair! A woman with ivory white teeth! A caring woman! an understanding woman! A woman unafraid to speak her mind and follow her heart! A woman with piercing blue eyes which gaze straight into the depths of my very soul!! TV: A mountain? Good! Nate: Do you mind?
Silica Gel almost 9 years ago
You’re pretty desperate, Marty.
BigNateFan651 about 8 years ago
2nd looooool
BigNateFan651 about 8 years ago
2nd looooool
wonkmaster about 8 years ago
Well that was embarrassing
Professor W almost 8 years ago
Bronze. Dude.
Snoopy almost 7 years ago
That’s deep, dude
thebunny19 almost 7 years ago
As a bird watching trees being cut down.
Buizel about 5 years ago
this is pathetic, even for mr wright
Cheeseisgood over 4 years ago
XD
Sirhic_nab over 4 years ago
Man dad be desperate
meRemiLiskowbuticool over 4 years ago
crazed dad alert
CC - ComicsCreators about 4 years ago
If this were in real life, Marty would never hear the end of it. (Mostly from Redditors, lol.)
Best Commenter Ever almost 4 years ago
Is this what Nate’s Mom looks like? A blue-eyed blonde? Wow…
Random Person. over 3 years ago
What if Rusty actually decide to paint that?
Commenter8888 over 3 years ago
Desperate Marty.