Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 24, 2010

I can say it, cuz you can’t touch me! Echoing footsteps!

marg, that’s two words.

That’s one way to clean the wax out of your ears Broomie.

Oh marg what have you done! Called the wrath of Broomie down upon you, she might not be able to leave the enchanted forest, but she can have you dragged kicking and screaming to her. There’s no limit to magic.

Clongggg! Clonggg! Clonggg!

–I ain’t saying nothing. No sir! But, if I were a certain Cheshire ladybug, I’d be flying fast and far!

And here at first I thought the ladybug was just ringing some bells in Broomie’s memory.

Rod Serling: jungle, man tied to bad, turned loose: “but we think it was a female”

pearland Peach

Clong, clong, clong went the bells in the attick.

I have known a few people like that.

Speaking of bells, have you ever read Poe?

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pearls and peach, thats what I thought of…..Lawerence Harvey, caterpiller inserted into ear, ate its way through to the other side, but not before leaving eggs…..was that a ‘night gallery’ episode?

Had to be Night Gallery - they were the BEST.

pearland Peach

In my opinion, The Twilight Zone was the best, but I also liked Tales From the Dark Side.

i didn’t hear anything really broomie

really !!!!!!!!!!!

This just goes to show that Broomie likes to keep an open mind…

And if you put your ear next to hers, you can hear the ocean!

You folks may be referring to this.

A magic trick The Amazing Johnathan might want to use: Have a bug already in one ear. Show the audience another bug of the same type. Have someone examine it. Put that bug in your other ear and pretend it’s traveling from one ear to the other. Get the first bug out of the “destination” ear with a sticky appliance, and show the audience and examiner.