Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 30, 2014

Agent X WOULD tell you but then he’d have to kill you

How do you feel about heights? Vacuum? The whole UFO/alien autopsy thing?

Isn’t that what the mind flashy thing is for?

if it’s a job fair the job is 99% a sales job

The last guy was rejected when he revealed his name on the application. .(The one before that failed the trench coal modeling test.)

Many cities forbid non-municipal aid to the homeless because it competes with distracts from official aid services, which they want the homeless to go to instead city workers having to go to the homeless.Feeding the homeless is forbidden for sanitary reasons. Cities are afraid they’ll be held liable if someone gets sick from no fee paid to the city unlicensed food distribution. And restaurants who have to pay for licenses and inspections get upset people who can’t pay for their food aren’t paying for their food.People who give non-municipal aid to the homeless also choose public parks, where the homeless already are, to help them, and are accused of attracting them there by people who pretend not to see them there all along.

Uh, I wouldn’t wear that red shirt to work if I were you…

“Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

“But I don’t have your number anyway.”

“We have yours.”

“But I didn’t give you a resume.”

“We already have it.”

In this economy people will grab anything.

Meanwhile in the Canadian “Welfare State” the Government sees what a good job the charities are doing and cuts back their mandated contribution to welfare.