Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 06, 2014
July 05, 2014
July 07, 2014
Transcript:
Chip: Hello, I'm CHIP CHIPSON, joined by my colleague, BIFF BIFFWELL! Biff: Welcome to another episode of SUPERHERO PROFILES! Biff: Today's superhero... MAN-CHILD! Chip: Yes, Man-Child! Strange visitor from another house... Biff: Uh... hold it. 'Another house'? Chip: That's right, Biff! You see, he usually lives in his PARENTS' BASEMENT! Chip: But at the moment, he's staying with NATE while Dad's away! Biff: Hm. Why is he called MAN-CHILD? Chip: Because he's an ADULT who's totally incapable of taking care of himself! Biff: Even though he's a SUPERHERO? Chip: He's not a REAL superhero, Biff! His only power is the uncanny ability to AVOID WORK! Nate: Little help? Man-child: Oh, you're doing fine.
will comic man over 10 years ago
1st comment
rk over 10 years ago
Haven’t seen one of “Nate’s comix” in a LONG time.
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
Poor Nate!! but really wish that the Nate drawn comics would come more often, they’re my fave feature in Big Nate
Comisftw over 10 years ago
Again, Ted is sooooo arrogant.
Michelle Morris over 10 years ago
Very little help.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
He is however a good teacher, teaching by bad example…
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yeppers!! THIS is Man-child in the promised land: Absolute zero chances of him ever lifting a finger to help with something…..are….promised!!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Aw come on Ted!
rgcviper over 10 years ago
“Mmm—chewy chips …”
zack4812 over 10 years ago
LOL, he has a pony shirt on.
Mary McNeil Premium Member over 10 years ago
Gee – first time I’ve ever seen Nate doing “housework.”
comeonbanana over 10 years ago
don’t worry nate. dad will pay you in babysitting money
Jeff0811 over 10 years ago
Maybe Will Comic Man should be read as Will Comic Man-Child, in keeping with the strip. He thinks he’s a man, and passes himself off as such, but only had a 3rd grade mentality.
Bittermelon of Truth over 10 years ago
Well this is the first time I’ve seen Ted. The principal in Back To The Future comes to mind: Get a job, you slacker!!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago
My ex is Nate’s uncle.Who knew?
Bignatefan2002 over 10 years ago
A mixed week’s comic with the sunday comic!
jc98459 over 10 years ago
Ted looks weird on the comic.
qweasd7890 over 10 years ago
man child……. so hes small and big at the same time
technicalzombie100 about 10 years ago
nate kick him out
The Pastato Slayer about 8 years ago
Good to see Biff and Chip back
UniformTrain3 over 7 years ago
Uncle Ted is so lazy I swear! >_<
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 6 years ago
Nate: Uhh… a little h-help?
Nate is seen holding six-hundred laundry baskets full of clothing, panting
Uncle Ted: Eh? With what?
Nate: With holding these laundry baskets?
Uncle Ted looks at Nate’s big tower of laundry baskets. he laughs
Uncle Ted: Ha! What do you think? I’m just some obese, lazy, coach potato who just lives in my parents’ basement and never works even a tiny bit and doesn’t have a job! While I’m just watching a movie, you carry all these laundry baskets to the washing machine! If you fall down, you pick all of them up, without any help from me! If you fall and all the baskets fall on you, get up yourself! I won’t help you! If you fall down and all the baskets fall on you except for one which turns on the stove and the house goes on fire and then explodes, you have to get out yourself while I run out the house! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Strong Feelings About Barney about 5 years ago
I hate uncle ted what a idiot
Tyrion HamiltonGoodson almost 5 years ago
Uncle Ted is lazy.
Tyrion HamiltonGoodson over 4 years ago
Selfish uncle.
ᏕᕱuᏒԾภ Ϯ♅ꂅ ภꂅ꒝ᏒԾოᕱภ꒝ꂅᏒ✔️ almost 4 years ago
fat boi
hockey man over 3 years ago
come on Ted. work