Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 03, 2014
Transcript:
Eddie: *K* Ned: Miming your story isn't making any sense, Eddie. Just write it down 'til your voice comes back... Flo: That won't help, deah. Ned: Well, it's gotta be clearer than......Uh... Eddie: Urk-a urk Ned:...Is this sanskrit? Flo: A-yeh...now stop intah-ruptin' him.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Ah, heck, I love the story, keep goin’ Eddie!…What’s the problem? The plot is clear and simple…Although, the first panel is a little confusing, except for the wonderful bears, the fishes with their little fish bubbles..and the shark, the microphone, the chair, and of course sweet sweet Paully…But other than that it’s confusing…..
Dtroutma over 10 years ago
Is he on trial before a jury of his piers?
Nachikethass over 10 years ago
Now THAT makes sense – though it looks like one of those Senate committees they have in the US.
Allen3 over 10 years ago
That is no courtroom. Remember yesterday’s strip in which Eddie was taken to a building with a large dome? He has been hauled in front of a legislative committee. There is no way to know which districts the bears represents but the gator on the end would be from either Florida or Louisiana.
ajnotales over 10 years ago
I think Eddie got into the stash Uncle Duke used to dip into… that would explain this story arc. (Or maybe Wiley found it…)
Jack Straw over 10 years ago
What this panel wants to know is,are you now or have you ever been a crustacean? Just answer the question.
roctor over 10 years ago
Flo needs to toss in freebie translator.
dabugger over 10 years ago
At least there is some unity about dealing with Eddie.
XianProf over 10 years ago
“Sanskrit? You’re majoring in a 5,000-year-old dead language? Here, Latin. It’s the best that I can do.”
dflak over 10 years ago
I had a boss whose handwriting was almost impossible to read. I kept asking him to use the Roman alphabet. I accused him of going to medical school to learn penmanship.
1MadHat Premium Member over 10 years ago
If Eddie is on medication, I want some. Looks like it could be fun. 8^)
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
“I met a number of guys like Eddie when I worked at a Royal Canadian Legion in Alberta.”Well put, RW, especially the last sentence.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
Is anyone out there sure that in a past profession, that Eddie didn’t have a medical degree? From what I’ve seen and been through….a doctor once sent a prescription (hand written) with me to a pharmacy to be filled, the druggist handed it back to me because he could not read it. Get my point?
Varnes over 10 years ago
Gokie, dang, I did, didn’t I? I’m slippin’… Of course, now it all makes perfect sense….Or is that just a crock?
3pibgorn9 over 10 years ago
If Eddie went back to the original, it would have to be Proto-Indo-European. Sanskrit came along around 1000 BCE. Hittite is the oldest known Indo-European
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
Hilarious! You made my day!
klunker rider over 10 years ago
Wiley bears are the happiest looking bears in comicdom
TIMH over 10 years ago
Maybe Eddie smokes DMT in that pipe.
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
Something about bearing the truth to the subcommittee that was fishing for answers?