Guard the house while we're out, Fred! Guard the house?! Again?! It shouldn't be taken lightly, you know- risking life and limb on these dark nights! It's a tough assignment, but... Zzzz
i disagree slightly with Simon_Jester. If the burglars steal any steaks or sausages, Fred will make sure he gets most of them back into the grasp of his teeth.
Bald 716, doing any more than that deserves time & a half.
alondra almost 15 years ago
Yeah it’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it. Maybe you’ll get a doggy bag for your efforts Fred.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Don’t get caught napping on the job, Fred.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
At least sleep in front of a door or window so you have a chance (albeit a small one) of tripping any burglars.
gobblingup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
This way he can concentrate on listening for bad guys.
silverstate almost 15 years ago
They sure make life tough for poor Fred. Just think how hungry he’s gonna be after a few hours of guard duty.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Tough life, old buddy!
bald almost 15 years ago
that is how i guarded my office (and i got paid for it)
Simon_Jester almost 15 years ago
Fred’s a good watch-dog.
He watches burglars break into the house, he watches ‘em steal all the stuff, then he watches ‘em leave.
silverstate almost 15 years ago
i disagree slightly with Simon_Jester. If the burglars steal any steaks or sausages, Fred will make sure he gets most of them back into the grasp of his teeth.
Bald 716, doing any more than that deserves time & a half.
Wildmustang1262 almost 15 years ago
Hey Fred, you can sleep while you listen carefully to make sure if the burglars break into or not.
AndiJ almost 15 years ago
A dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do. ;)