Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 16, 2010

You mean – they’re not hiding behind Dilbert’s sofa?

No, they stay under Calvin’s bed.

According to ‘The Far Side’, they smoked too many cigarettes…

Why don’t you try cutting down from eight to six trees a day?

Only the Enchanted Forest is big enough to hide them. I more and more tend to wish, as Tax Time approaches, that I lived there!

They’re either hiding in the enchanted forest or behind Cosmo (Shoe)

ssshhhhhh…. don’t tell that to Lucas or Speilberg. That puts a new spin on those Jurassic Park stories…

Marg, I remember that Far Side!

@ Sisyphos:

Or they could hide at my cousin’s enchanted meadows just east of us here. Their backs can pass for mountains!

This make perfect sense

hey didn’t i see them in that king kong movie with jack black?

Oh boy! We had that cigarette cartoon poster size. When my wife’s office moved somebody had sticky fingers. :-( BB

Oh boy! We had that cigarette cartoon poster size. When my wife’s office moved someone had stick fingers. : -(

It’s not just your weight, Gertie. You should get that overbite looked at.

Hey guys, don’t feel embarrassed. You’re not too big for your size.

Why would someone take a shot at Kirstie Alley for absolutely no reason at all?

She is the consummate comedienne and I wish we’d see her in more things.

I think Susan001 was referring to her former size before joining Jennie.

I wsan’t crazy about her on Cheers. The show went down hill from there and I avoided every thing with her in it there after.

They’re dinner sore.

The ones that live in museums have apparently lost a lot of weight; what’s their secret?

You needn’t apologize for Susan001, BC13. Kirstie Alley’s pimping a new show (“Kirstie Alley’s Big Life”) which is all about her once again trying to lose the weight she’s gained since Cheers.

Kirstie didn’t used to be a great big fat woman. She acknowledges that she’s a great big fat woman. She doesn’t like being a great big fat woman, and is publicly trying not to be a great big fat woman.

“I think it’s stupid to say ‘Oh, I’m full-figured.’ I’m f---in’ fat.”

“I’m not one of those women who’s like ‘Oh, I’m loud and I’m proud’ or ‘I’m large and I’m in charge.’ I hate it.”

If anything, by drawing attention to Kirstie Alley as a great big fat woman Susan is helping to promote the new show. She should ask for a check.