FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 29, 2014

I made some rockets with some friends last week. Mine shot up pretty well, but the chute didn’t deploy very well.

His “FAIL” is a kind of a win… in a twisted way.

It’s on fire in the third panel, but not in the fifth one. So there’s that.

Did anybody see Top Gear on BBC America when they turned a small car into a space shuttle and launched it? Spectacular fail.

Didn’t spell out ‘epid’

Put rocket motors up the tail of a model Phantom jet… lit them off… flew up real good… flamed out… came down in old man Collier’s greenhouse…

Great, more poison ivy, which means Jason will get to torture Paige by touching all of her stuff with his infected hands again.

A robin? Did it have a red breast?

If you can, wash immediately after touching poison oak, ivy or sumac. Soap and water will remove the oil to which most of us are allergic. We had a child at our campsite once who was impatient to roast marshmallows, so he went out into the woody patch nearby and picked himself a long branch to put the marshmallows on. Unfortunately it was poison ivy. His grandfather and I grabbed him and the switch (which went into the campfire) and we all washed thoroughly. None of us had a reaction to the vine.

lol

That fail was a win in my book, who els can do that?