Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 13, 2010

I wear my Lowes cap to Lowes and people ask me for help. Good thing I know where things are.

Yes young lady, I am from the Ucky Cesspool and Sewer company

I’m a plugger

First they’ll be shocked at his uncool, then they’ll be asking him about that circuit breaker that always trips when she runs her hair dryer. It can be a smart move to wear your company logo.

you’re a SUPER plugger if you go to a cocktail party wearing a shirt you bought at goodwill that has a company logo on it for some company you never worked for

Yes, Bob Rhino, eveyone’s looking at you wearing a necktie around your company shirt. How low-class.

What if the cocktail party you’re attending is being put on by the actual company whose (logo) shirt you’re wearing? What if ALL the company employees are wearing their (logo) shirts to the cocktail party? Does that still count as being a Plugger under those circumstances?

Hey at Lowes people will ask for help even it you don’t have a Lowes shirt on just look like you may know something.

A bowling shirt with a ruffled collar and a string tie. Now THAT would be class.

comixavier: No, he works for Bob. The rhino’s name is Carl Rhinowski.

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