Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for June 18, 2014

  1. Eagle globe anchor
    johnt204  over 10 years ago

    Tell ’em you want a solar-powered car that uses solar cells manufactured in a plant that uses only solar cells made by … uh … wind turbines built with energy that comes only from wind turbines built by … Oh, forget it.

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    bill  over 10 years ago

    She is just that 4 letter word for a female that women hate so much.

     •  Reply
  3. Mouseanim
    Ratbrat  over 10 years ago

    The women that I know who are like Liz are boring, boring, BORRRRRRRING.

    No sense of humor and always on about one of their causes.

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    bagbalm  over 10 years ago

    We don’t care if the physical laws of nature preclude it…

     •  Reply
  5. Coffee turtle avatar
    coffeeturtle  over 10 years ago

    The inventor mysteriously disappeared along with his plans. The case remains cold and classified.

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Figure it out Lizzie!

     •  Reply
  7. Cookie close
    Saucy1121 Premium Member over 10 years ago

    If you manage to get the first three, you sure won’t get the last.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Freshly Squeezed