Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2014

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Ok…. um… I’m guessing the new saleskid must have put the ferns and rocks in the aquariums… which means the fish are now dying in the (dry) terrariums..>

But if that’s it….these are aquariums, cos I see the rocks and ferns he put in them…(and besides, the sign says the terrariums are that-a-way <— )but….. if they’re full of water, why do they have big holes in the front?

I’ve never seen a big terrarium with a hole like that either…

But someone with nice intentions once gave me a small hanging teardrop-shaped one, clear glass with a round hole in the side…I think it came with a flat cork for whoever buys it at Goodwill to put in the hole after he or she plants little stuff inside….

Aqua … terra … tomato … tomahto

Rusty must have died his hair, it would have def woke me up to see red hair with the green jacket!

How long can that fish tread dirt?

What a critic said to Shakespeare after he reviewed Hamlet’s plot: no holes, bard.

Or as Santa told the nice deputy: “No coal, Pard.”

Maybe the rocks cracked the glass.

Dan,

We are confused!

Help!

Thanks