Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 12, 2010
Transcript:
Saleswoman: TA DA! The new volume options for lips! Do you want perky lips? Poufy lips? Pillowy lips? Pouty lips? Cathy: I have more important things to do than think about the size of my lips! Saleswoman: Don't we know it! TA DA! The new TIME options! Do you want 8-hour plumping? 10-hour plumping? 16-hour plumping?
Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I’ll go with my natural lips thank you.
DolphinGirl78 almost 15 years ago
Ditto!
alondra almost 15 years ago
Same here.
baggybut almost 15 years ago
Same here.
Run Cathy, RUN! Those sales women are out for you!
Nelly55 almost 15 years ago
a little Burt’s Bees and I’m good to go
gobblingup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Just take a look at Meg Ryan’s current lips for an example of lips gone bad. Just say no!
RinaFarina almost 15 years ago
What do “perky, poufy, pillowy, or pouty” got to do with lip size?
and what about the time options? Does “8-hour plumping” mean the lips stay plumped up for 8 hours and then go back to their original shriveled shape?
I must say this is the most incomprehensible Cathy I’ve ever read. Usually it’s Doonesbury I have trouble with.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
BFF! I left you a new message on yesterday’s Cathy. Kaytebb too.
I don’t understand the need to look like you got punched in the mouth, so I have nothing to say today. God gave me good lips. If I crack a joke here about injections or plumping goop, the thin lipped people will explain endlessly why I am an insensitive lip racist.