Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 04, 2014

You could sell tickets to have a kick at him.

This strip is terrible promoting drunken behavior.

Finally!! They found something for Andy to be useful for…

How is going to protect something more important than the net during a penalty kick?

now you all know that isn’t true…

@jmkm49This strip is terrible promoting drunken behavior.

Promotes the opposite in me, but I’ve had my time in the drunk tank.Tee-total for lottsa years now. My humour is still with me on strips like this.

Seems like Andy’s legs also need ropes to keep him spread-eagle. But Andy won’t feel a thing (until tomorrow……..)

What would be better, hanging Andy by his arms so he can block with his legs or vice versa? When you’re drunk as a skunk, it probably doesn’t matter.

Number Six has been banned and abducted until June 11th but I have access to his files.I’ll continue posting Oscar & Wild on his behalf.“Be seeing you.”

Great avatar BTW. It’s good to be back.Number Six will hate me for saying this but he think’s you’re all fantastic.There – I’ve said it!!!

I unintentionally discovered Italics by using several question marks.

I think two * before and after Bold works also.

I could go on to test other font control characters:

test ##Test## …. @ test @@Test@@ …$ test $$Test$$ …. % test %Test% …^ test ^Test^ …. & test &&Test&& …

@Number Two

“I’m obliged!”

@Wet.No6 says the answers are not at the bottom of a beer glass – they’re half way down.I don’t know what he means either. He loved the airport pic by the way, but that doesn’t surprise me.

But a whole bottle wouldn’t last for a full football match…… They were only small bottles in those days. Call themselves drinkers?

I have the T shirt.

There could not be a more perfect spokesman for No.6 than No. 2!

Thanks – I should have read on!

3/10

what did SIX do? GEEZ! Been in that prison. I haven’t been around as much as I would like, just trying to keep up with my queue as it is.

Well at least he has a release date. I didn’t! Kept holding my breath until one day I REAPPEARED!

I think your JAIL SENTENCE depends on who is the MOD on your case, quite frankly. But I could be wrong. Maybe.