Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 02, 2014
June 01, 2014
June 03, 2014
Transcript:
"I went to the guru and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" "Lesson learned, am I right?"
"I went to the guru and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" "Lesson learned, am I right?"
J Short over 10 years ago
No Free Lunch: Wisdom of the ages.
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
I have a lot of those lousy T-shirts…
joxerator over 10 years ago
He was hoping to get his nose lifted, but the guru thought his nose was in the right spot.
dflak over 10 years ago
An aspiring composer once asked Mozart how to become a great composer.
Mozart replied that he should start small with unambitious pieces and slowly progress learning one little piece at a time.
The composer complained that Mozart was writing symphonies as a teenager; how could he offer such conservative advice?
Mozart replied that great composers don’t have to ask how to be great composers.
If you have to ask, you don’t know.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
Multiple search engines, multiple entries
Ninette over 10 years ago
Shirt on, shirt off.
Ninette over 10 years ago
Hey Millie, where’d you get those pants? Stupid guru, didn’t even award you a participation trophy!
markjoseph125 over 10 years ago
One does not find meaning in life by letting a religious leader of any stripe dictate that meaning. One finds it by making it oneself.