Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 26, 2014

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    docnuke  over 10 years ago

    Biggest plot hole of “The Matrix.” The machines would have been better off with all the world’s D batteries.

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    Kamino Neko  over 10 years ago

    THANK YOU! It’s so rare to see someone who realizes what the Singularity actually is…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    But machines will be much more energy efficient. They’re waiting until humans CAN power them before taking over. Then they’ll start telling human bulb jokes.

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    ChessPirate  over 10 years ago

    “Kill all hum… ooh, my back!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    The makers had had a more original plan for why the Matrix needed humans, but then they feared that too few people would make sense of it.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    The humans ruined the sky in The Matrix so that solar power wouldn’t be available to the machines.

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    hablano  over 10 years ago

    Here’s how the Matrix worked: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/08/0818_050818_urinebattery.html

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