Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 13, 2014

Let’s see, . . . What was the definition of “insanity”?

The pain, I love the pain.

In the movie The Doctor William Hurt walks in to check on a patient. Patient says Doc please help, I’m in pain. Hurt (playing the part of the doctor) says,“Pain! You don’t know pain. Come out an play 18 holes with me. I’ll show you pain.”

I always considered golf a game for the idle rich, and not the working poor.In truth, I played a lot more golf when I didn’t have much more than a pot to pee in…

Puff caddies vs. the Sultans of swing

Reminds me of a joke… A Masochist asks a Sadist to slap him… the Sadist says, “no.”Think about it. ;-)