Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 04, 2010

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    pouncingtiger  almost 15 years ago

    She got that out of her “pocket”.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    Now you’ll have to pay extra for damages Rodney.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    You’re behind the 8 ball now

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    I wonder if breaking a crystal ball is like breaking a mirror….seven years bad luck or, in Rodney’s case, seven more years in Id.

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    so did my brother. they’re fun for a while…

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    That’s rather like having a large abacus on your wall for when your computer crashes. (Which I happen to have, by the way.)

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    DolphinGirl78  almost 15 years ago

    How many sides/answers does the thingy inside have?

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Look out, Rodney. You might want to leave in a hurry.

    I don’t remember how many sides/answers that “thingy” had. :^)

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    Leinad61  almost 15 years ago

    If she was any good, shouldn’t she have seen that coming?

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    threlfallm  almost 15 years ago

    The die is an icosahedron, it has 20 sides.

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    JanLC  almost 15 years ago

    When we cleaned out our dad’s house when he passed last July, we found he still had an 8-ball toy (he was 86). My brothers and I spent a fun 1//2 hour playing with it before we got back to work. I think it ended up going home to Maine with my younger brother - he’s got LOTS of grandkids.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball

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    DolphinGirl78  almost 15 years ago

    Cool…. Should’ve checked Wiki… lol Thanks everyone!

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    whitecarabao  almost 15 years ago

    Rodney has always been behind the eight-ball, but now it’s literally the case.

    Seven years bad luck or seven years in Id – same difference.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 15 years ago

    From that old 1990s cartoon “Rocko’s Modern Life”, I remember the titular character’s grumpy neighbor Mr. Ed Bighead having at work a magic meatball to help him check “yes” or “no” on important paperwork. Ed got promoted so many times, he accidently broke the meatball and got demoted back to his original position.

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    pilover3.1415926  over 14 years ago

    cool eight ball fact:The 20 standard answers on a Magic 8-Ball are:

    ● As I see it, yes ● It is certain ● It is decidedly so ● Most likely ● Outlook good ● Signs point to yes ● Without a doubt ● Yes ● Yes - definitely ● You may rely on it ● Reply hazy, try again ● Ask again later ● Better not tell you now ● Cannot predict now ● Concentrate and ask again ● Don’t count on it ● My reply is no ● My sources say no ● Outlook not so good ● Very doubtful

    10 of the possible answers are affirmative, 5 are negative , and 5 are maybe. Using the Coupon collector’s problem in probability theory, it can be shown that it takes an average of 72 questions of the Magic Eight Ball for all 20 of its answers to appear at least once.

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    pilover3.1415926  over 14 years ago

    sorry about that follow this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball

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