Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2014

I Dream of Danny

Danny should build a ship in that bottle; the travel will do him good.

There’s an after-effect that comes with beer. You don’t want to be stuck in a bottle when the times comes.

Never preach. It bores your recipient and often misses your target. Live life one bottle at a time!

Will Pig succeed in getting into a bottle? If it worked for Danny Donkey, it ought to work for Pig, right? (Check with Travis, over at Scary Gary, for advice on living behind glass walls.)

I don’t drink, but I’m considering taking it up. It’ll give me a reason for feeling the way I do in the mornings.

LOL Pig has got to be related to Ralph, in some way, from “Mother Goose and Grimm”

If I could spend time in a bottle…..

Dannie—you trie rum botel, more room an tasste bettre!

Frank Sinatra – “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

I’ll dring to that, meselfs.

Only a liquid diet could be lowered down to him through the bottle neck.

Danny’s got the right idea.

Physics is lost on Danny.

“slipped”?

I met a teacher who liked to drink. Every day was a new beginning, as she forgot what she did the previous day. She didn’t get to teach long.

Watch somebody doesn’t throw you in the sea, Danny.

xxx

One needs something to do while watching TV.One thing I’d do was leaf thru catalogs. In a craft kit catalog was Pork and Beans. The finished example was a pink pig plushie in a mason jar, one eye against the glass, surrounded and partly hidden by dry lima beans.I wish I’d bought it.

Sandfan, I live 15 min away from Yuengling brewery!

I have alot of friends who are still dealing with issues and history from loved ones inside the bottle. There is nothing funny or positive about these panels. Just ask the spouse, kids, parents, relatives, co-workers of someone who is alcohol dependant or considers themselves a “functioning alcoholic”. Some things should be considered sacred Pasty Pastis. Folks were hurt by the aftermath of this poison. Some things are not funny.

Good one!

Now I’m having disturbing memories of that Pepsi commercial, with the kid getting sucked inside.

I notice Goat tends to criticize the morals of Rat’s stories. God forbid it’s a satire where the actual theme is implied!

How does that whole fat donkey fit inside a bottle?