Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2014
Transcript:
Danny Donkey got lectured by his friends. So Danny defied his friends and slipped inside a bottle. Where he enjoyed the smell. And the beer google view. And the muffled sound. Nirvana achieved, Danny never came out of the bottle again. Goat: Positively uplifting. Rat: Some lectures backfire. Pig: Wait for me, Danny Donkey!!
hariseldon59 about 10 years ago
I Dream of Danny
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
Danny should build a ship in that bottle; the travel will do him good.
Bilan about 10 years ago
There’s an after-effect that comes with beer. You don’t want to be stuck in a bottle when the times comes.
Ida No about 10 years ago
Never preach. It bores your recipient and often misses your target. Live life one bottle at a time!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Will Pig succeed in getting into a bottle? If it worked for Danny Donkey, it ought to work for Pig, right? (Check with Travis, over at Scary Gary, for advice on living behind glass walls.)
dadoctah about 10 years ago
I don’t drink, but I’m considering taking it up. It’ll give me a reason for feeling the way I do in the mornings.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
LOL Pig has got to be related to Ralph, in some way, from “Mother Goose and Grimm”
Bam Bam about 10 years ago
If I could spend time in a bottle…..
John Falstaff about 10 years ago
Dannie—you trie rum botel, more room an tasste bettre!
Vince M about 10 years ago
Frank Sinatra – “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
I’ll dring to that, meselfs.
Sandfan about 10 years ago
me about 10 years ago
Only a liquid diet could be lowered down to him through the bottle neck.
A_NY_Outlaw about 10 years ago
Danny’s got the right idea.
Perforated Biscuit about 10 years ago
Physics is lost on Danny.
susan.e.a.c about 10 years ago
“slipped”?
susan.e.a.c about 10 years ago
I met a teacher who liked to drink. Every day was a new beginning, as she forgot what she did the previous day. She didn’t get to teach long.
Number Three about 10 years ago
Watch somebody doesn’t throw you in the sea, Danny.
xxx
tired-one about 10 years ago
One needs something to do while watching TV.One thing I’d do was leaf thru catalogs. In a craft kit catalog was Pork and Beans. The finished example was a pink pig plushie in a mason jar, one eye against the glass, surrounded and partly hidden by dry lima beans.I wish I’d bought it.
alshue about 10 years ago
Sandfan, I live 15 min away from Yuengling brewery!
barister about 10 years ago
I have alot of friends who are still dealing with issues and history from loved ones inside the bottle. There is nothing funny or positive about these panels. Just ask the spouse, kids, parents, relatives, co-workers of someone who is alcohol dependant or considers themselves a “functioning alcoholic”. Some things should be considered sacred Pasty Pastis. Folks were hurt by the aftermath of this poison. Some things are not funny.
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
Good one!
glowing-steak32 about 10 years ago
Now I’m having disturbing memories of that Pepsi commercial, with the kid getting sucked inside.
PBS1! about 4 years ago
I notice Goat tends to criticize the morals of Rat’s stories. God forbid it’s a satire where the actual theme is implied!
236174 over 2 years ago
How does that whole fat donkey fit inside a bottle?