Eno: Hi.I had a question about my data plan. I tried handling it over the phone, but your automated service kept giving me the run-around.
Clerk: Your concerns are important to us. Please hold.
Made four separate calls to local service companies with automated answer systems. On the fifth call, I actually had a warm body with blood coursing through her veins answer the phone.After placing the order and scheduling the service, she asked my why I chose their company. I said, “Because you answered the phone!”
comicgos over 10 years ago
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
….and you have to listen to elevator music and periodic messages about how important your call is. It is important, that’s why I’m calling!
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
Who would call Eno other than telemarketers?
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
You can discribe in minute detail, and they will answer “what seems to be the problem”….I then, cut my wrist.
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
Eno: “can I hold you?”
tahoeh2o over 10 years ago
“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”…
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Hey, Eno. Push a couple of those buttons, and see if it improves the service.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Made four separate calls to local service companies with automated answer systems. On the fifth call, I actually had a warm body with blood coursing through her veins answer the phone.After placing the order and scheduling the service, she asked my why I chose their company. I said, “Because you answered the phone!”
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
Eno should just go buy a router for free WiFi.
pierreandnicole over 10 years ago
She needs implants.