Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 18, 2014

Bumper sticker I saw with the Enterprise and a traffic light, each circle lit green: “Captain! At Warp Factor 9, they ALL look green to me!”

Helm, give us Ludicrous Speed.

Damn it Jim, at this rate we’ll use up all the Lithium in the batteries!

2Old…. batteries out of lithium? They’ll go back to bipolarity!

Sorry, this comic got to me… I know that was warped.

Touched the red button, didn’t she?

All the visible spectrum distortion can’t change the fact that that is one ugly tie!

Buttons aren’t toys.

I always imagined that there was a secret button or gear somewhere that would do this.