Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 04, 2010
February 03, 2010
February 05, 2010
Transcript:
Duke: Earl, did you know we have no employees left? Earl: Well, I suspected it. No one was bringing me lattes. Duke: I guess I must have gotten carried away reining in costs. I just didn't know any other way! It leaves just you, me and the partners! Earl: Yup. Duke: So what're we doing to hold on to top talent? Earl: Sorry, Pop. Ain't gonna happen.
Dmajor almost 15 years ago
Surprised to find out that the HR department is gone, too. Somehow those bastids are always around while everyone else is getting dumped. Surely HR Director Honey must be in an office somewhere?
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Bonus time!
ChiehHsia almost 15 years ago
well after all, isn’t “top talent” usually defined as whoever is left after the last pink slip has been given out, but before the company goes into receivership?
Or would “top talent” be everyone who left for another job BEFORE the pink slips were issued?
Potrzebie almost 15 years ago
Can’t they get a gig with the evildoers in DC? The family, the NRA, the teabaggers, etc?
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
Top talent is defined as the folks who get bonuses despite massive screwups. Their dilemma can be easily solved by approaching the administration in DC and requesting stimulus funds. The nominal 10% kickback fee would still apply.
sam_kumar1 almost 15 years ago
Sorry dad, you are fired.
Herbabee almost 15 years ago
Enter Duke’s long-forgotten love child….
A certain J.R. aka Lil’ Duke! (sorry, couldn’t possibly resist)
FriscoLou almost 15 years ago
Duke and Earl may have to turn their eyes to ACORN.
Herbabee almost 15 years ago
^ yah, I hear that O’Keefe dude might be on the take. After he’s free that is…