Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 23, 2010

She’s about as good a cook as Ellie Mae on the “Beverly Hillbillies.

I wonder what Nerwin gets on one of her bad days?

Zuchinni tea……….yum!!!

Mushroom soufflé could be pretty good. Just leave out the lard - use a mild margarine, and not too much of it.

You could add any combination of onions, spinach, broccoli, shredded carrots, spices, etc… - say what time did I have supper? or did I have supper at all? For some reason I’m getting hungry. Maybe tomorrow I’ll drop in at that bakery that sells the most delicious soufflés. I just suddenly got the idea, out of nowhere as it were.

I have a feeling we’ll all agree unanimously about the toad burger.

What? Frogs’ legs are good (taste like chicken–ya know?) and probably toad, too; mushroom soufflé is good (as long as there’s not too much lard)…. Bet Flossie wants some!

I thought trolls liked weird stuff. Mayhap the Enchanted Forest has been too influenced by American culture!

I don’t know about toad burgers but I have a great breakfast recipe called toad-in-a-hole.

I think the little troll should go home and tell Broomie what he thinks of her food. “Kids, the word of today is ZAP”

Broomie has been swapping recipes with my mother-in-law! Chinese cooking is not nearly as healthful as everyone claims it is.

especially when you are allergic to soya…….

Hey Sisyphos; o ya think toad burgers taste like Chick-Fil-A?

I hope Broomie left the bones in the toad burger. Gives it that extra CRUNCH!

See if Flossie will trade with you, Nerwin.

toad burger?

do they have that at mickey d’s ?

…and yet, it’s still a lot better than what the school cafeteria is serving…

Leave out the lard and put the toad burger into the souffle

You know what they call a toad burger at a McDonald’s in France?

Le Big Crapaud.

“Two all-toad patties, special moss, bees, nettles, thistles, grunions, on a swampweed seed bun…”

Thanks, Fritzoid. I think I can go without lunch now.

Ewww – health food!

When she’s feeling adventurous, Broomie can whip up a Bufo Bourguignon that’s to die for…

…or from…

Anyone care for Vienna sausage’s or a Spam sandwich?

Anyone?….

toads are delicious.

I’ll take the mushrooms and zucchini tea. He can keep the rest.

Yosemite Sam could do commercials for Broomie’s: “Great honey toads! And beaucoup bufo BBQ!”

It’s toad-lickin’ good!

Mmmm, chewy!

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