Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 27, 2010

Cruel, Broomie, cruel.

Omigosh! Rigorous? Two hours? Omigosh! Tilt!

That was about as bad a shock as one of your Zaps you’ve given Gaylord in the past.

If Gaylord is relieved just think how the folks down at the gym feel.

The members may be floored if they saw Broomie at the gym.

Good one Boomie.

Better than a ZAP.

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I’d like to try this on my significant other. First, how do I Google CPR?

Wow, the tongue really is mightier than the ZAP!

@Lewreader, if I am not mistaken, CPR stands for Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation. Add the name of your city, and something indicating you want classes, and google the result. E.g. “class Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation Milwaukee”.

If that doesn’t work, all you’ve lost is a bit of your time.

But Joe-Allen “Joe” Doty, Broomie doesn’t have a job! You’ve pointed that out innumerable times before!

How could she have a gym membership? How would she pay for it?

I gave it to her. I won it in a caption contest but I would never use it, so I figured I’d give it to someone else who’d never use it. That way, two people can not use it for free instead of one.

The part that freaked Gaylord out was picturing Broomie in workout clothes.