Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    “It doesn’t keep me engaged….I’ll watch something else instead, man.”

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    rqs1123  over 10 years ago

    Dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    K M  over 10 years ago

    When she was working at a TV station in Baltimore, a local paper described her as “Harpo spelled backwards; but she dresses like Chico.” Nice to see she reached a point where she could afford decent clothes.

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    K M: Old joke: The oil well came in. Now you can buy some decent clothes.I’ve always had decent clothes; now I want to dress like other women.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Harpo is the name of the character she was married to in “The Color Purple” and is also the name of her company.

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    Tigdi  over 10 years ago

    One of my friends swears Oprah’s network acronym really translates to “Only When Nothing else is on”

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