Strange Brew by John Deering for June 17, 2014

The names Jimmy Tortellini and Vinny Carwash are taken

Is that Jay Leno who is third in line?

It’s a bit surprising since the guy’s name is Francis.

I’m kind of partial to Looie the Lugwrench: knee surgeon.

This is not real mafia. The last line should read, “Geddoughdderhere.”