Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 10, 2014
Transcript:
Nice job, Uncle Ted. Way to hit on Mrs. Flaherty. How was I to know she was married? She certain;y didn't act married when she shamelessly flirted with me! What? All she did was say hello! Yes, but behind that "innocent" hello was the unmistakable scent of raw, animal lust! You see, my boy, I have a certain effect on women. Yes, I've noticed.
srmcd1 over 10 years ago
Oh, somebody punch this clown, please?
Comisftw over 10 years ago
Is Uncle Ted completely and utterly mad, cause he certainly acts that way.
DHCthebeast over 10 years ago
last panel: said the man who still lives with his parents
Bittermelon of Truth over 10 years ago
I thought Jon Arbuckle (Garfield’s human) was the biggest loser out in Comicsland, but Uncle Ted wins the top prize!
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
have you ever seen yourself, Ted???
BaltimoreRules over 10 years ago
God, I HATE Uncle Ted. I hate him with a passion. In fact, I can’t WAIT until this series of strips is over, because I honesty want Nate’s Dad or Nate himself to teach him a lesson!
Bignatefan2002 over 10 years ago
His effect with ladies is not romantic.
Sillyduddy101 over 10 years ago
Nate and his uncle are a lot alike…
4thStooge over 10 years ago
He has a certain effect on women, all right. But not good one.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
Luckily, there are good, strong stomach medications for those poor women…
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Actually, the Tedster’s not much at fault here: simply asking her if she’s a fan of some genre or another is not necessarily “hitting on her” even if it’s pretty obvious that’s what he was trying to do………he hadn’t tripped himself up yet by descending into obnoxiousness or, god forbid, a lurid remark bordering on vulgarity. either way, she saw it coming and “cut him off at the pass” before it got to a certain point. Then again, who in their right mind would go out with someone who appears as he does at this moment??!!!!!
cbrsarah over 10 years ago
The guy is delusional.
Piksea Premium Member over 10 years ago
He had an instant effect on me… revusion. Bleeaauggh
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
No you don’t Ted.
evil crayons rar so scary over 10 years ago
he’s very annoying
chiefengineer over 10 years ago
I thought that the comics were suppose to be funny?
Zebra=D over 10 years ago
It would be more Interesting if Ellen Stayed
Dennett Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sounds like Uncle Ted thinks NO does not really mean NO.
billfl Premium Member over 10 years ago
Having the last name of Flaherty I’m scared to think that Nate’s uncle is currently living next door
T.A.S.K Master over 10 years ago
Anyone considered the similarities between Ted and Nate?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yes, you have a certain effect on women, Ted. They call it NAUSEA!
comeonbanana over 10 years ago
do you think nate’ll be paid for babysitting?
technicalzombie100 about 10 years ago
the effect is for all the wrong reasons
ComicFan4Life almost 5 years ago
Like Uncle, Like Son
Sirhic_nab over 4 years ago
Dude uncle Ted nobody will ever like you…
chinmaytanmay about 4 years ago
Sounds like a “The Office” refrence…
yoshadoo (I do stuff you don't care about) over 3 years ago
Uncle Ted: I am unaware of the effect I have on women
The Elves Of Xadia almost 3 years ago
An effect: Yes. A positive effect: No.
3ND3RB0Z0 over 2 years ago
No wonder he’s single
BigNateFanForever1 12 months ago
Reddit mod incel, and In 2014 no less!