Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 13, 2014
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OPEN-CARRY PATRIOT AND A DERANGED KILLER If a person enters the public space you are occupying, with enough firepower to obliterate every person in sight, how are you to know whether he/ she is a Second Amendment proponent who is publicly demonstrating support for Open Carry laws, or a killer intent on shooting you? Follow these simple and helpful hints! OREO A. Note the brand of cookies this person is going to purchase - it is a sardonic comment on the race of the President. You are in the calming presence of a political satirist and gun enthusiast. B. There is no sardonic product purchase here. You have O.8 seconds to get yourself to safety before hundreds of rounds of flesh-ripping ammo fill the air. A. Observe the self-satisfied smile of righteous activism and law-abiding protest. This is a patriot making an Open Carry statement. B. Here we see the deranged smile of a psychologically damaged maniac. If you aren't sure of the difference, take a few steps toward the gunman for a better look. A. This is a pathologically narcissistic miscreant who has the sole objective of instilling terror and creating havoc in response to his own feelings of rage and powerlessness. B. Note the border around this figure - you are looking into a full-length mirror at yourself, one of the Good Guys! Open fire on that nut, A, and get him before he gets you!
riley05 over 10 years ago
If I’m in Florida, and I feel threatened by the sight of an Open Carry law-abiding patriot, I can shoot him, right?
bgerard over 10 years ago
Another epic FAIL by @libsmasher
Malcolm Hall over 10 years ago
I think he has to indicate that he might point his gun at you before you can legally fire. However, you CAN point your gun at him and see what he does.
Lethea over 10 years ago
Since Florida was brought up… In the Treyvon Martin case, remember that George Zimmerman was found innocent because he "believed” that his life was in danger. Martin never pointed a gun at him, because Martin didn’t have one. So, you don’t have to wait until a potential assailant points a gun at you before you shoot him (or her), you just have to “believe” that your life is danger.
anthonydfabrizio10 over 10 years ago
Now that you can identify the deranged killer see if you can identify the one who will stop the killer, or at least buy you some time to get away?
Lethea over 10 years ago
- old1953In addition to the Skittles, it will help your defense it the “assailant” was wearing a hoodie.
braindead Premium Member over 10 years ago
What if they are carrying a ’Don’t Tread on me’ flag? -Open carry patriot, right?
thedogesl Premium Member over 10 years ago
“nearly all of these mass-shooting psychos have been Democrat voters” Not that this will matter to the joker who posted this, but that claim is totally bogus. He’s just repeating a lie he heard from a right-wing rant show host and repeating it without bothering to find out whether or not it’s true. He needs it to be true, so why bother to learn the facts?
See http://www.examiner.com/article/the-idea-that-recent-mass-shooters-are-mostly-registered-democrats-is-a-myth Once again, reality is shown to have a liberal bias.
DebbieLakehurst over 10 years ago
It really is hard to tell the nuts with guns, from the gun nuts.
pksampso over 10 years ago
When Open Carry confronts Stand Your Ground, one of them ends up dead and the other feels patriotic. The supporters of both, moreover, are in agreement that the problem is that not enough people are heavily armed.
Pjbflyn over 10 years ago
America loves killing and an honest reading of our brief history proves it. We are an unethical nation driven by profit and fear.
Anarcissie over 10 years ago
The writers of the 2nd Amendment did, in fact, state that the people were to have the right to keep and bear arms. The preceding clause is not grammatically restrictive; it just gives a reason for the main clause. However, the authors may not have intended the modern meaning; note that in the late 18th century, as demonstrated by the preamble of the Constitution and the political facts of the time, ‘the people’ meant ‘White men with a certain amount of property’, not ‘everybody’.
Lethea over 10 years ago
@AnarcissieNot to mention the fact that the authors of the 2nd amendment could have never in their wildest nightmares imagined the the level of carnage that a single Bushmaster can inflict. In their day, it took about 30 seconds to load one bullet.