Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 03, 2014

Who talks like that at 17? We didn’t clown around in my day, at least not much, but no one would have taken kindly to being lectured by a teammate.

Why so serious? If he’s like this all the time the clowns will have to take a pass on making Hale merry.

Regardless of perspective, that kid with arms akimbo in the foreground of P2 can’t be more than 3 feet tall. Perhaps the second Jaxon sighting in as many days.

In all reality, note the football being used in P1, its an official American Football League ball from 1964. I have one just like. Love the wide stripes.

In all reality, very low hanging joke material today ala Its one hand touch below the neck only. Thats what she said.

What an A**wipe! They sprout like weeds in Milford. Plus he has the “Talk To The Hand” signal to his teammates

Shep Trumbo, now working at the Casey’s near Gibson City…..assistant manager….

Yet another strip that sounds like gay porn dialogue. And junior QB Jarrod has one serious looking overbite.

“Will Hold Signs for Food!”Nothing to do all summer with no Milford games. I don’t anticipate much of a crowd at the 7-on-7 games.

Ha ha, check out the “mustache” on the coach. Oh wait, it’s intentional for once!

Well that was easy. Quickest “rewrite” ever for MUT.

What are those two guys in the center of P2 doing? Are they getting ready to go to a demonstration in support of gay marriage? Not that I care, but there seems to be way too much contact before they’ve started the drills.

Also, I had no idea that Gil had hired Reggie Jackson to coach football.

Anyone see the World Cup where one player had his head shaved except for a little braided tail in one spot? Looks like Jarrod has some similar thing going on in P3.

MOP, that’s a mustache worn in 1960 by a Mexican comedian named Cantinflas (see the Movie “Pepe”).

Not the coaches, the one in P3 by the Jr. QB.

New Junior class characters. Lucky, Pascoe and Amy become bit players in Milford Masterpiecr Theatre. By following the footsteps of Great Scott Fowler, Hamani Hambone Gaines, Terry The Ladies Man Gallagher and QB Gritty, Gutty Mike Hayes, these new Seniors follow the writers pattern of becomong bit players. Mr. Berrill would let a character grow and we could follow a Mudlark for 3 or 4 years. I miss that.

That’s not a backboard, it’s a section of the goal post.

“CJ”………….. take your blood pressure medicine.