Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 01, 2014

The St. Fabian’s kids are only playing in the hope of spotting Wendy Wiley. Will we see the return of Keegan the slime ball?

Coach Kaz, the 70’s called – they want their sideburns back.

In all reality , from the looks of the sippers the scouts can forget about coming to Milford,

Is the fact that they’ll be wearing shorts somehow noteworthy?

True, but most football coaches have an off-season weight program. In Michigan we have “dead” periods in summer where football and basketball are not allowed to have organized practices……which makes this 7-on-7 touch league all the more bizarre.

In P1 Kaz sounds like he is gearing up for an illegal sex ring operation. If nothing else, those St. Fabian kids will have to be bringing something new to the showers.

They didn’t ask for weightlifting, they asked for 7-on-7. Weightlifting is a Gil “requirement” it appears.

Remember, hold the end with the rubber on it!

My guess is that one of the kids has a parent who won’t let them play regular football because they’re afraid they’ll get hurt. If this prediction turns out wrong, you’ll never hear of it again, but if I happen to guess right, I’ll do a full-blown verbal victory dance with extra exclamation points.

Rats. I wanted a story line where everyone beat up the Belgian transfer student.

So college scouts come to touch football games? Scouts from Alabama, Ohio State, Florida, Auburn, etc. Maybe cameos ny Nick Saban, etc. in the near future?

Stop sipping!!?? Maybe we’ll learn the lesson of proper hydration during summer workouts, Bobby Boucher style.

P3- Cameo by Shimura?

Better late than never – Mopped Up Thorp.