FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 18, 2014

I wonder if any of those four patties is vegetarian for Andy.

Today, you’d have to take out a loan to buy that much meat.

There’s actually a place that makes a 5 lb hamburger patty. It needs it’s own specially made bun. You have to phone ahead to order it and it’s served cut into wedges for a group.

Peter might be waiting a little longer for his to be done…

I’m on your side.

Patton? I guess Jason can be Rommel, the magnificent bastard.

By George, that’s gonna be one humdinger of a burger…

And I bet none of them are made out of tofu or soybeans, which will leave Andy annoyed and everyone else happy.

Don’t be so sure, especially when you think of what happens every time Roger fires up the grill.