Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 02, 2014

stoned again, I see.

Don’t say it Susan, you’ll be busted.

I can’t help it, X…Why do they call it a “bust” when it doesn’t show any bust?

I was going to say something else but I decided it fell flat.

I’d bust in with my own two cents worth if I could think of a worthy pun.

Too bad it wasn’t a statue of limitations. .(The irony is hat he’ll be breaking rocks in prison.)

That was a very artistic collar………

The thief is holding the bust with his one hand on the, um, bust.

The Naked Gun“Is this some kind of bust?”“Yes it’s very impressive, but were not here for that now.”