Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 03, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Of course, right off the top, the DA has a point … you’ll see that he has another when he gets to the bottom of things. But the apple’s young lawyer could have coached him better… that’s what he gets for by picking one so green.(Is there any more low-hanging fruit here?)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I could have mentioned, I guess, that the judge looks sweet but he’s not really berry soft.

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    Superfrog  over 10 years ago

    Save that for the appeel.

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Maybe the judge can be impeached.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Everybody knows that the problem wasn’t the apple in the tree.It was the pair on the ground.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

    Beanpole of the Bailey?

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 10 years ago

    Most likely it was a fig. The mention of using fig leaves as clothing is a pretty big clue.

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    shipl14  over 10 years ago

    One bad apple…

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    DanReynolds  over 10 years ago

    Good one.

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