Reminds me of the diet plan advocated by the late, great Richard Jeni. Pay $29.95, get my tape. It’s not audio tape, it’s not video tape, it’s duct tape. Put it across your mouth, you can’t eat any more, because you’re too fat.
I have the new diet pill; it comes in a bottle of 100. You don’t swallow them: you just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up one-by-one…
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
The attorneys are covering your ample behind, Majesty.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Follow the yellow brick road to Capitol Hill.
jnik23260 over 10 years ago
“Munchkin”? Oz! “Quack”? Doctor!
MatureCanadian over 10 years ago
Very timely!
K M over 10 years ago
Reminds me of the diet plan advocated by the late, great Richard Jeni. Pay $29.95, get my tape. It’s not audio tape, it’s not video tape, it’s duct tape. Put it across your mouth, you can’t eat any more, because you’re too fat.
steverinoCT over 10 years ago
I have the new diet pill; it comes in a bottle of 100. You don’t swallow them: you just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up one-by-one…