Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 11, 2014

P2 reminds me of the scene from Blues Brothers where Jake offers to buy the man’s children. Then we go to P3 for Spandau Ballet.

“True”? “True”? Does he have a sister named “False”?At the risk of offending someone, I have to say that this name is another reason for Gil to run away from these pod people FAST.

Maybe….. Mostlikely Not!JBerril

A phone booth chair!

I think Gleeb gets the Leslie Nielsen award for the day. Well done.

" The younger kids forever to play three holes"? I thought Gil was home when he got the call yesterday. Also, Gil is going to leave and run down to the Internet Cafe to meet someone he doesn’t know? Really? Only in Milford I guess.

In all reality, Gil you probably have heard of my brother Miles Standish. I m a pushy crude man so listen up.

Now that’s impressive ventriloquism- throwing his voice into the next panel

“BUM BUM BUMMMMM!”

Plot prediction: True is a stud QB looking for a home, and he’ll challenge Jarrod “Rah Rah” Hale for for a starting position. D-bag dad Art will do something underhanded, and Gil will have to save the day.

Art; “I’m more interested in your older kids.” Gil: “Older Kids?” “I don’t own, ERRRR, have ANY kids and you can’t prove it.”

Alternate plot: Art won’t Standish for Gil’s attitude and the rivalry with Tilden (new home of True, Justice and Amari Canway) heats up. A “Hale” Mary pass will let the Mudlarks knock True off Center and we’ll have to wait Tilden

True is named after his great, great aunt, Truly Scrumptious.

Much to comment on today!Mr. Reality, you beat me to the Pilgrim joke!Woodrow, I think you are on to something…

Art looks like he has a little bit of Newt Gingrich in him…

Is True possibly a Todd Marinovich-like protege? Let’s see if Art lets him have a burger.

Last, Gil has a cake patronage job at the CC and he’s bitching because he has to watch a few spoiled brats whack the ball around for three holes???

At least he’s not “The Truth.”

That dude with the goatee and beret and the blond chick pretending to work on her laptop are secretly checking each other out as they gorge on free WIFI and nurse their coffees.

More love for @gleeb – brilliant!

I love the Copyright Café©, hopefully MUT can spend more time there.

P3 – Sunshine

GAAAAH! I hate “it is what it is”!