Monty by Jim Meddick for July 10, 2014
July 09, 2014
July 11, 2014
Transcript:
I heard you boys were looking for a gnome vandal, and it just so happens I saw a suspicious man in the neighborhood... Could you describe him?... Yes... He was average height. Curly hair. Long nose. Thin lips... His eyes? Brown close set. Ok. Uh huh. Good. Was this a man? Umm... Well, um... I don't think his teeth were quite that pointy... Everybody's a critic.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Monty is not a master police sketch artist. But, curiously, I don’t recognize anyone fitting the Tea Lady’s description; I wonder how accurate it really is?
nitromicro over 10 years ago
’cept for the curly hair.I want more Blechter!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Keep your day job…if you have one!
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Don’t waste your time Monty. Eyewitnesses get it wrong way more often that they get it right!
nitromicro over 10 years ago
It’s all clear now. Monty is RIGHT!She’s called Gramma right? It’s not her REAL NAME. It’s code name given to her by the movement. She’s a a member of:GnomeResistanceArmedMilitantManglersAnonymous
(GRAMMA)
djingodjango about 5 years ago
Stop Nitrimicro!!! You’re ruining my belief in Grandmas……oh the horror…the horror..
Comicsandcookies about 1 year ago
Detective Monty has my level of art ability…