New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 20, 2014

Have the Red Baron take her out (and I don’t mean on a date).

This may be going out on a limb, but the kite eating tree might have some advice to keep her hopes afloat.

Was that a Peanuts AAAAAAAUGH or an elephant trumpeting?

Don’t worry, folks — she’ll be back in a Jif.

That’s a good way for her to get her nitrogen fix.

Good grief.