Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 09, 2014
July 08, 2014
July 10, 2014
Transcript:
Updated Fairy Tales: Cinderella Fairy Godmother: My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore--too many liability issues.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
I was getting too old for that sort of thing anyhow…… I was afraid I might slip on a pumpkin skin……. and mice are upsetting to me now………… and Merlin kept changing the password……………….
CMB2304 over 10 years ago
IT’S GONG TO GET THAT LIBALITY IS GOING TO KEEP PEOPLE IN BED BUT WHAT IF THE BED BREAKS?
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
So then it would become a Fractured Fairy Tale?
librisleo over 10 years ago
@chip42: you are correct. Going further back, the fur slippers were placed as a euphemism for a part of the female anatomy, which is actually what the prince “tried on”.
hippogriff over 10 years ago
chip42: Vair (fur) versus verre (glass). An easy enough error. A lot more comfortable for dancing until midnight. And PETA deserves it.
Jml58 over 10 years ago
Is it Dorothys ruby slippers?
LV1951 over 10 years ago
Jimmy Choo’s?