Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 03, 1992

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CLASSROOM CHATTER romance update Nate: you can't tell the players without a scorecard, folks! Let's take a look at some of the breakups and get-togethers that happened over the summer! Sheila: Hel-Lo! Eddie: Goodbye! Nate: Eddie dumped sheila so he could go out with Tammy. Sheila then got together with bob, who had been shown the door by shannon. Mark thought that debbie liked him, but it turned out that Debbie liked Mark's best friend Jim! Buy a brain, Mark. Eddie: Shove Nate: With all these couples playing the dating game, some of the most eligible people in sixth grade have remained single. Believe it or not, even this reporter, yours truly is still available! Francis: Not to mention desperate. Nate: I Figure I'll make a bunch of photocopies, then scatter them around the girls locker room!