If you experience death for four hours or longer, it may create permanent side effects. Tell your doctor about other medications you are taking. He may have a better source than you.
They forgot do not take if you’re pregnant, think you might be pregnant, thinking about getting pregnant, know anyone who’s ever been pregnant or can use the word pregnant in a sentence.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Always with the side effects….
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
At some point the endless and increasingly severe “side effects” become the main focus–and a prime reason not to buy Hoopix!
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
There’s no drugs that can help Broomie.
UncaAlby over 14 years ago
She’s 1500 years old and still has the youthful exuberance to play pranks on her friends – she don’t need no drugs!
tirnaaisling over 14 years ago
Broomie probably has all those symptoms without taking the drug
Yukoner over 14 years ago
… and may include sudden death. If this occurs, stop taking the pills immediately and call your doctor.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
YUKONER Only if death lasts four hours or longer.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
If you experience death for four hours or longer, it may create permanent side effects. Tell your doctor about other medications you are taking. He may have a better source than you.
wicky over 14 years ago
Hadicol.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Heckitol - there’s another one but not appropo here
RinaFarina over 14 years ago
What’s hadicol and heckitol? Seems to me I’m missing something.
Me_Again over 14 years ago
Fuzzy teeth?
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Remember “Humphrey’s Little Pills”? They had one for any ailment.
Looking back now, I’m sure they were pure sugar, but they worked back then.
aerwalt over 14 years ago
Aspirin couldn’t get approved today.
bald over 14 years ago
broomie, i know you have spells for your own health, why buy that junk pedaled on TV?
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
@Rina - say them aloud, you’ll get it.
What happens is the side effects eventually get back to liver problems.
UncaAlby over 14 years ago
@Yukoner said, about 9 hours ago
… and may include sudden death. If this occurs, stop taking the pills immediately and call your doctor.
Hey WARN a guy before jokes like this!
I almost spit a mouthful coffee at my laptop!!
1148559 over 14 years ago
Some of those drugs have side effects that are worse than what you are taking them for.
cstewart23 over 14 years ago
They forgot do not take if you’re pregnant, think you might be pregnant, thinking about getting pregnant, know anyone who’s ever been pregnant or can use the word pregnant in a sentence.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Gypsy: “I will sell you the Monkey’s Paw, but I must warn you, it comes with a curse!”
Homer: “D’Oh!”
Gypsy: “But it also comes with a free frozen yogurt!”
Homer: “Woo-hoo!”
Gypsy: “The frozen yogurt is also cursed.”
Homer: “D’Oh!”
Gypsy: “But you get sprinkles!”
Homer: “I’LL TAKE IT!”
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
If the side effects of Hoopix last more than four hours, consult a veterinarian.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Some prescriptions also induce killing sprees, memory loss, hallucinations, manboobs, permanent rash even after discontinuation, paranioa, memory loss, constipation or diarrhea, memory loss, sore or bleeding gumsmemory loss, death, memory loss…….
trekkermint over 14 years ago
then there’s the homeopathic less is more pills, with the main ingredient of sugar
Keith Messamer over 14 years ago
Celebrex had a commercial that was 2½ minutes long, mainly listing the side effects not only of Celebrex, but other arthritis medicines. Ugh.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
I think all this talk about “side effects” is nonsense; pills and medicine have never had an effect on my sides!