Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 03, 2014
August 02, 2014
August 04, 2014
Transcript:
Multi-Species Employment Agency Ernest: Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Frank: Yeah, but I did interview other applicants... Frank: "...the frog was a strong candidate..." Frog: I'm flexible on location--I'm an amphibian! Frank: "...the whale seemed to be hiding something..." Whale: The gap in my resume? Uh...I was beached for a while. Frank: "...and the pig wasn't smart." Frank: I see "USDA Approved" on your resume--I don't think you understand what that means. Frank: The octopus got the job because he's a great multitasker!
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
They all have one thing in common…………… they all belong in a zoo………… including the keepers………
NoCents over 10 years ago
I just read somewhere that the octopus actually has 2 “arms” and 6 “legs” instead of 8 tentacles. The “arms” are somehow different from the “legs”. Anybody else see that?
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
I guess if you have an octopus in your pocket, he/she could dial your phone?.Regarding yesterday’s comments on “pocket dialed”, the only way I could “accidentally” pocket dial a number on my phone would be for something in my pocket “flip” the phone open to expose the keypad!.An octopus, maybe?
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“The Unicorn didn’t interview well. He kept trying to score points.”“With the Beaver, there was too much back-slapping.”“The Millipede was all hands.”“And the Chimp kept poo-pooing everything I said.”