Riley: We've been walking for ten minutes and haven't passed one subway stop, ball court, chinese carry-out place or rib shack!
Huey: Riley, we are pilgrims in an unholy land...
I love living in the boondocks. Foxes and turkeys and bears, oh my. There’s a small fast food joint about a ten minute walk away if I need to satisfy my craving for greasy overpriced food.
Pocosdad over 3 years ago
Or a bodega.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
If you want to find those things, you’ll have to drive into town.
Cozmik Cowboy over 3 years ago
I thought they came from Chicago; the list should be dry cleaner, Italian beef joint, and tavern.
mattro65 over 3 years ago
I love living in the boondocks. Foxes and turkeys and bears, oh my. There’s a small fast food joint about a ten minute walk away if I need to satisfy my craving for greasy overpriced food.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Or licka stow! :-)
namelocdet over 3 years ago
OR… Liquor Store or Check Cashing Place
kaffekup over 3 years ago
“Why, it’s a vast wasteland!”
bakana over 3 years ago
In this unholy land, the Chinese food and Pizza will come to your house and ring the doorbell.
Doorbells. Another quaint custom of this unholy land.