Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 11, 2010

Isn’t Andy thoughtful?

Because as everyone knows a knock on the noggin can be dangerous… Flo might forget where the tea’s kept!

Flo, that’s the best idea I’ve heard from you ever.

Before you do anything Flo, call Horace Rumpole.

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Or call the Vicar and say: “I have a confession.” “What?” “I killed Andy.” “When?” “In about a minute.”

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Andy, tell her not to make too much noice when you’re trying to read.

And if she does kill him, no jury alive will convict her.

”Joe”, I partially agree with you. Andy IS full of it!

It’s become quite evident that Flo needs to receive some sort of anger management therapy. She is now having thoughts of physically assaulting Andy even when he voices his concern for her well being.

Andy would most certainly have fixed the leak for her if she had swallowed her pride and just asked him nicely. Instead, she feels the need to grab the bucket and a couple of wrenches, and attempts to tackle the job herself. By doing this, once again she is able to play the role of the victimized wife.

Please Flo, get yourself some professional help. Do it before you destroy the marriage. Isn’t staying with Andy and making him happy what’s really important?

Why is she fixing the drain when it’s tea time? Flo needs to attend a time management course.

Andy is a great husband..He always calls her Pet… He also didn’t get mad , she should have fixed that a week ago.

Flo, when you get up to kill him, mind your head.

If she kills him I will be on her jury (I’ll fly in from Canada) and I will acquit her for justifiable homicide.

At least Mario and Luigi don’t have that kind of talk when it comes coffee or anything. And they’re brothers, by the way.

And wash your hands too, Pet.

Use the wrench, Flo. And watch your head!

No, don’t kill him, Flo. Have him deported, preferably to some place as far authoritarian-right as possible. That’ll teach him not to mooch (or make him die trying to learn)!

I would have killed him along time ago.