La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 27, 2014

Where’s his lady friend? Missing her.

You want roasted flies with that taco?

It’s a silly cartoon you know, they can be really dumb, really silly or sometimes really brilliant.Maybe you are investing too much in this comic.If you agree with the 4% of scientists who say there is no global warming, a better use of your time would be reading up on why 96% of all scientists Do believe global warming, or climate change, Check out the reasons the weather is doing what it’s doing. No one, even Lalo believes that the sun can cook his tacos.That’s why it’s supposed to make you chuckle, guffaw, groan or other-wise acknowleadge it’s supposed to be funny.Since you are here to hate Lalo, hate liberals, and annoy liberals, why don’t you read comics that you Do enjoy?

Oh, I don’t spell very well. I try, but please no spelling teachers, I couldn’t type well either before having a computer.

If anybody questions your spelling, just tell them that you enjoyed your course in Chaucerian English at Cambridge so much that you didn’t go back. Like a charm it works.

Here’s a tip, Taco Guy: solar cookers don’t need charcoal.

Well, indie, I was going to ignore you today, but since you seem to miss me so (two unprovoked shout-outs in one day!), here I am. .I’m truly fascinated that “we all” (royal we? I’ll get to that in a moment) know exactly what I’ll say and just how long it’ll be. Maybe you can start writing my posts for me and save me the trouble? I’d say it would be entertaining, but I have my doubts..I do find it a bit self-aggrandizing (ah, maybe this is where that royal “we” you toss about comes from!) that you think what annoys people here is that you have some special proximity to “truth.” Really, what I (and others can pipe up for themselves) see is that you write without thinking, and are almost always simply wrong. Just as you are again here. And yet you persist in your quest to bring the online commons one step closer to an idiocracy..Out of curiosity, what are those comics you enjoy? And why not switch up your game a bit by posting to them every now and again?

Not sure of the relationship between the man (can’t tell if he is drunk or if he is not) coming out of the cantina and the guy with the grill. Is he (the man) affecting the fire on the grill, or is global warming affecting it? Or is the butane creating a fire that is much too hot for the tacos? (Gas does expand when it gets too hot). Kind of a mixed bag here today, LA.

Hey, next time you make any predictions, indie, why not put them in an envelope, hand them to NightGaunt or ORMouse, and actually prove it? Really, let’s see how close you get. And “agrestic (who I have a secret crush on) will reply to my inanity” doesn’t count. Heck, I could predict that..By the way, you still didn’t answer my very simple question. Right now, those “comics you like” are about as believable as your Canadian girlfriend.