Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 13, 2010

Yes, Broomie, you ARE a delicate Lady!!!!

A role model beyond all role models…..

Termites are much more socially acceptable.

That actually makes sense –

See, termites don’t actually eat wood. What they do is grow fungus on the wood, then eat the fungus.

Fleas would have to actually taste Broomie. (ewwww!) Termites wouldn’t have to do that.

So all the termites need to do is to somehow convince their fungus to taste Broomie –

What part of Broomie is wood?

Um…….. thank you UncaAlby, that was very edgamicational. Yuck!!!

Cooties are more likely.

That was far too enlightening.

Irwin guessed that one way too quickly. Oh, Broomie; hygiene issues?

Well, all being medieval witch-hunters, we know of course that they are made of wood…

Which is why they burned so well…

And why they float like a duck.

Do I read a little “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” in some of these posts. If I do, then role out the “Trojan Pig” (Pig on Wheels).

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Has anyone considered the creeping crud? Although not usually found in witches less than 2000, my sister had it when we were children. This being a family strip, I won’t mention what she said I had.

A wooden PIG on wheels, dkram? That’s just SILLY! You need a rabbit. If that fails, try a badger.

i would like to say the 7-year itch but hilda would then blush and they wud’ve to make this cartoon in colour. dont want to start that…

Well, if it was THAT, she ought to be used to it. She’s had it about 214 times…

Reminds me of some people I know!

Maybe she’s not really green, and the problem is mold.

Maybe she needs a bath. What’s the last year she had one?