Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 26, 2014

I hear shark is great, if you can eat it before it eats you!

Beach blanket bingo, nice they provide toothpicks!

No need for panic; they’re just sand sharks.

Sherman!

Shark’s OK…. had it many times in Malaya.

Somehow, it reminds me of the pool scene from Caddyshack.

“Candygram.”

I eat so fast, I’m almost stuffed!

what ever….

Oooo – I just noticed that those dome-shaped things are umbrellas! I’d thought they were rocks. That puts a new kidney on the proceedings, or something.

Hors d’oeuvres and umbrella drinks?! What more can a shark ask for!

There’s a difference?

Land Shark!!!

…just when you thought it was safe to go back on the beach…

In a way, he did. ;)

I think Wiley goofed here. If the water level really rose to the height of the umbrellas, people would have scrambled for higher ground.

At first, I thought they were umbrellas, but no, they’re jellyfish.

If memory serves me correct, I believe you are more likely to be seriously injured or killed by a jellyfish than a shark..Someone please correct me if I am wrong on this…

All we need…more paranoia about sharks. They’re the victims, people.

Shark week is coming.And Snuffy lives!

They taste like chicken … sharks to humans, humans to sharks, makes no difference !!

Looks like a feeding frenzy at a Sherman’s Lagoon food bar…Hairless beach apes as far as the eye can see….and as Sherman would say "All for ME!