"Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if you look fat?"
That or “which outfit do you like more”. No judge would force a man to answer either question.
Uhm! officer, you have a butt like a half eaten doughnut
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I thought that question was covered under the 5th amendment ! The right not to have my wife kill me ! hahahaha
Humorist Dave Barry says that you clutch your chest and drop to the floor and pretend to die. There is NO safe way to answer that.
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mourdac Premium Member over 10 years ago
That or “which outfit do you like more”. No judge would force a man to answer either question.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Uhm! officer, you have a butt like a half eaten doughnut
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
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What? Me worried ? over 10 years ago
I thought that question was covered under the 5th amendment ! The right not to have my wife kill me ! hahahaha
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
Humorist Dave Barry says that you clutch your chest and drop to the floor and pretend to die. There is NO safe way to answer that.