Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 26, 2014

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    Manhunter808  over 10 years ago

    …and I don’t understand how a dragon tied her up in the first place

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    J Short  over 10 years ago

    That dragon likes Post Toasties.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago

    His profile said he was hot.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Smitty: Catfish – A term for a person grossly misrepresenting themselves in a dating profile. As in, “I got catfished.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 10 years ago

    And then he promised to buy you more shoes..

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    jtviper7  over 10 years ago

    He’s no Jimmy Hendrix…

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    susan.e.a.c  over 10 years ago

    Where does a dragon get rope? Nice knots though.

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    louieglutz  over 10 years ago

    in my world dragons can do anything they want.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 10 years ago

    In all the dragon myths, it’s the local king or villagers who pick a pretty maiden and tie her to a post as an offering to the unfriendly local dragon (so it’ll eat her instead of destroying the village.)

    Actually, you could make this work if she answered an ad from a villager who was really planning to sacrifice her to the dragon. So he invited her out for coffee and then tied her to the post.

    Sorry to be so pedantic.

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    manoloroco  over 10 years ago

    Leave her there.

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