Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 23, 2014

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    kwanza_30303  over 10 years ago

    Just as a point of interest (not to detract from the cartoon), green balsa wood is heavy. One source on the internet says that green balsa wood is five sixths water—hence the weight.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 10 years ago

    As wood luck would have it

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    n4hhe  over 10 years ago

    Even dried balsa of that size would hurt.

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    Four to twenty pounds per cubic foot, dry. It could do considerable damage. The WW-II Mosquito was two inches of twelve pound balsa between 5/16th inch mahogany plywood. Extremely sturdy.

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    AlanM  over 10 years ago

    I once read that a freshly cut balsa log won’t float.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    He used to be a foot taller, tho.

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    imnotreal2: Generally yes. They leave them for a year before floating them to the sawmills. Also, they can’t be “domesticated”, but exist only alone in mixed-species groves. This adds to the cost. In lumberman terms, a softwood is a conifer while a hardwood is deciduous. Therefore balsa is a hardwood, while the hardest, lignum vita, is a softwood. He’s a lumberjack, so that’s all right.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    The joke is that Balsa wood is a SOFTwood, and has very little density.

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